Monday, April 23, 2007

Ouch, THAT Hurts!

This story might give new meaning to the phrase 'tallywhacker". Some crazy guy went into a restaurant in London, took a big knife and decided to perform a Lorena Bobbitt on himself.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm

"A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

2 comments:

SarahC said...

That poor man SO needed a girlfriend a long, long time ago ...

Maryoke said...

That's just not right. That totally defames Lorena Bobbit.